Law roundup: Bus driver cheesed off at tasteless prank

An out-of-town high school bus driver told the Kalispell Police Department that American cheese slices had been thrown all over the outside of the bus while it was parked at a motel.

A creepy man wearing a mask and red coat was allegedly lurking in a casino and watching a female employee. Another man walked him to the door, asked him to leave and told him he was calling the cops.

A hard-to-understand resident claimed a man followed them home from a gas station a couple of days ago and never left. The uninvited guest had eaten all the resident’s food and outstayed his welcome but refused to leave.

A sleepyhead accidentally called 911 trying to hit “snooze.”

A woman in a Jeep allegedly had a six-month-old on her lap and other children not in car seats. Police spoke with the woman who claimed she was nursing her infant in a drive-thru and put the child back into a car seat as soon as she left.

A man in a red jacket reportedly yelled vulgarities at other patrons. The man then began screaming and throwing his hat on the ground.

Someone allegedly thought a drug deal was going down when they saw two vehicles parked on each side of a truck. More likely, it was just teens sitting around eating Doritos.

A woman reportedly ran toward a pedestrian screaming and trying to get her to go into her home.

Someone allegedly thought a man was beating a tree with a stick only to later drive over and see a fairly nice bike had been demolished.

A student, who spoke English as a second language, reportedly talked with an officer about what was considered inappropriate physical contact with the opposite sex and school rules about keeping hands to oneself. The nature of the complaint indicated the touching was not malicious, but it did invade the privacy of other students, so the officer advised the student they would need to adjust their social habits.