Toothless tormentor has the wrong man

A man reported another man—who reportedly had no teeth—to the Kalispell Police Department for pulling up next to him and warning him, “if you ever call the cops on me again, I’ll kill you.” The man believed the toothless attacker had him confused with someone else, but to be safe he went to the KPD lobby in person to report the incident.

White smoke was seen coming from a house, but it turned out a resident had burned food on the stove and there was no fire.

A woman said her intoxicated mother—who “recently lost her sobriety”—yanked the steering wheel while her daughter was driving and “almost drove them off the road.”

A teenage girl left her house accompanied by her sister, without her mother’s permission, so the mother called the police. She didn’t want to report her daughter as a runaway juvenile and she was counseled.

A white truck pulling a camper and a blue boat was apparently losing firewood and a tarp on a roadway.

A woman said her boyfriend “had her cornered” and the only way to get him to back off was to call 911. He apparently ripped her closet door off its hinges and left the house, so then she said she felt safe.

Someone called the police to discuss a previous harassment complaint, but then she apparently got “agitated and hung up.”

A reckless vehicle was reportedly speeding while two juveniles were hanging out the back window and cussing at passersby. The wild teenagers apparently “cussed” at the pedestrian as well, and the caller said one of the people in the car had purple hair. She said she heard one of the passengers tell the driver to “run them over.” The vehicle was eventually flagged down and the motorist was “counseled on her driving behavior.”

A 14-year-old called the police on behalf of a teenaged girl who was upset about friends skateboarding in the area and apparently yelling at her.

A woman called another woman using a social media messenger app and threatened to “wire her car so it blows up when she starts it.”

A group of teenagers playing “fugitive” were reported for being in a park after they allegedly knew it was closed.

A woman in black and white checkered pants and a hat tried to flag a driver down in the middle of a road.

A neighbor complained about “loud music or TV” but when an officer checked out the area they said the noise complaint was unfounded.