Woman can’t seem to butt out

A bullheaded woman on U.S. 2 in Hungry Horse purportedly called 911 to get deputies to buy her cigarettes. Dispatchers provided her with the non-emergency phone number, but she supposedly didn’t have a pen to write it down. She reportedly called back on the non-emergency number to say she “wants a smoke.” She was told Flathead County Sheriff’s Office would not supply cigarettes for her. The persistent woman reportedly said Columbia Falls Police Department told her the same, so she is “now having her mother call from out of state to request an officer to take her daughter cigarettes.” The woman was again counseled that deputies would not buy her cigarettes.

A One Way resident in Columbia Falls probably wanted another way out when a car reportedly pulled into their driveway, stopped and a person got out and came onto their porch causing their dog to growl and bark. The resident was afraid to look outside, but saw taillights pull out of the driveway.

A woman was allegedly heard yelling “stop it,” in addition to a man yelling profanities by someone on O’Neil Creek Road in Kalispell.

A woman on U.S. 2 in Columbia Falls reportedly refused to leave a location where a tenant alleged she was yelling and pounding on doors, saying she “just showed up and no one wants her there and they want her to leave.” The woman supposedly calmed down and was sitting in a driveway. Deputies counseled the man and woman, who were moved along.

A homeless man who someone helped in the past on U.S. 2 in Kalispell was now throwing stuff at his building. It’s a tough crowd out there.

“Rambo” reportedly dropped a package and ran when someone yelled at him on U.S. 93.

A rooster brought to light a woman’s tiredness when she called Kalispell Police Department wanting to know the legality of owning a rooster in the city of Kalispell because a neighbor’s rooster was keeping her awake.

A woman claimed a man in a Cadillac kept coming to the area of her apartment to use her internet.

An aggressive, possibly confused man allegedly got into the backseat of an employee’s vehicle. The person calling in the report wanted him moved along, claiming he goes to other guests’ rooms and bangs on the windows and when they tried to talk to him he slammed the door.

A man reported a bag of belongings stolen from his car, but then canceled the theft complaint after finding it at home.

Someone’s husband reportedly “took the dog and hit them in the head.”